Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I had to cum in my sink.
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