Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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