Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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