There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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