I only kidnapped one of them. chill
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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