Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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