playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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