If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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