I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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