Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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