Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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