He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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