Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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