went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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