Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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