Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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