Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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