Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You smell like stripper and shame
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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