Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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