mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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