But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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