did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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