Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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