Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
