Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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