I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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