If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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