So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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