Kareoke will never be a sober sport
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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