Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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