in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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