when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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