have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
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