It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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