i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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