I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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