the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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