We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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