Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
