I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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