I need help removing her.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
