whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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