They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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