So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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