No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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