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(240): View more from Maryland

Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day

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(204): View more from Manitoba

When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?

(1-204): View more from Manitoba

When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?

(204): View more from Manitoba

I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...

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(765): View more from Indiana

You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"

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(443): View more from Maryland

Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Should I go sleeveless of strapless?

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Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Juice tastes so weird without alcohol

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(585): View more from New York

Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating

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