Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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