She's JV to your varsity
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I think I sprained my soul last night
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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