As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
