I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
this will be a night to untag.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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