I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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