So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
look no pants
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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