how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm too high and old for this...
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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