So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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