I am in a vortex of obligation.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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